Goofiness Quotient

A mathematical formula that states that once a man grows above a certain height, they become increasingly uncoordinated. The height for white men* is 6'6" and for black men is 6'11". The Goofiness Quotient is most often recognized in NBA free throw shooting.

*European-born white men are not subject to the Goofiness Quotient

Because of the Goofiness Quotient, Shaquille O'Neal was a 52% free throw shooter.

by BusPeople2222 April 8, 2021

DGAF Quotient

DGAF is Don’t Give A F*&K. Your DGAF quotient is a measure of how much of a F you give about things in general. If you’re wound up tight and all worried about everything, your DGAF quotient is very low. This is unattractive. If you truly DGAF and you are just a mess, your DGAF quotient is too high and this, too, is unattractive. You need a DGAF quotient is somewhere between picking up after yourself and not showering when you get up in the morning. Somewhere in there is good.

That chick is wound up way too tight. She needs to bring up her DGAF Quotient.

by Bozmond Bozzwall April 28, 2007

Quotient

A mathematical term over-zealous maths teachers such as Mr Logan use to piss off the entire class.

The root of the Quotient, is the Quotient of the root!

by ZeReyIno November 7, 2016

quonce

a person with the characteristics of a "queer" and/or "ponce"

1. "you know that little gange queer"
2. "yeah mccorkel"
1. "he's such a fucking quonce"
2. "aye lol"

by gerald fawcett December 9, 2008

Artistic Quotient

Artistic quotient is the perceived level of artistic taste an individual possesses. Abbreviated as AQ.

According to the purveyors of this term, a person with a high artistic quotient is one who indulges in art that is underground, non-mainstream, quirky, eclectic or kvlt.

Death metal guy: Hey, how did your date go?

Indie filmmaker guy: Bad ... she listens to Lady Gaga.

Death metal guy: Oh ... can I have her number then?

Indie filmmaker guy: Are you fucking kidding me! Do you want me to repeat how low her Artistic Quotient is!

by Der Gelb Baron December 5, 2011

Quinie

A person who is ticklish beyond belief; hyper-ticklish.

"Stop tickling! I'm such a Quinie!"

by Wiltionary August 6, 2007

brown kid quotient

The brown kid quotient (or BKQ) is the number of total students divided by the number of brown kids in a school. It can be used to make quick and accurate judgments of a school's affluence and prestige. Closely related to a school's academic achievement.

Rich: Hey Allison, you should go to Queens with me.
Allison: Fuck that, the BKQ is too high, I'd get raped.

Nerd: I can't attend Fowler, its brown kid quotient is off the charts!!

by Quarr February 24, 2011