Qualifications

Those physical blocks that stop you from doing what you enjoy for a living

I was an amzing artist, I could of saved the world with my awesome Talent, but not having three BA degrees caused the world to be destoryed by art obsessed aliens

Thus if you don't go through boring shit for about five years, you don't get Qualifications and don't have a life, despite your skill in anything.

by Jdeadevil1223445323132 June 12, 2010

qualification

FUCKKKK YOUUUUUUUU

qualification

by Word_God December 13, 2018

qualf

A qualf is the male versions of a queef. In other words its a fart out of the penis. Painful to say the least.

That shit was so gay, I just qualfed.

by jesobell October 17, 2006

qualificable

1. Capable of quantifying the quality of a person. Almost synonymous with qualifiable, but used when drunk and trying to make a point over the phone.

I'm so disappointed in Chad for hooking up with Sunaina. That girl is qualificable as being low quality, cuz she's so easy. On the other hand, Beverly is qualificable as being very high quality. She's undoubtedly the most amazing girl that I've ever met.

by w.wu August 14, 2006

Qualify

To be used for males or females. When you come across that one person; above all that can get it. Ergo, you would fuck the shit out of them.

Mark: ayo my dude? You see shorty in da blue?

Rob: HELL YEA!!! She badd as a bitch.

Mark: oh yea. She QUALIFY....for wut we call....THE DICK!!!

by D*Nyce* March 4, 2009

Qualified Racist

A person that thinks they have earned the right to make derogatory statements about another race or culture because of their relationships.

Ted: What's up with wetbacks always wearing jeans and having mustaches?
Bill: Dude, why would you say that?
Ted: No it's cool, I'm dating a Mexican girl.
Bill: Oh, I wasn't aware that you were a qualified racist

by dkinirvine December 17, 2012

Qualifired

Termination of employment for a minor or invented infraction due to fear from an immediate superior that they will be replaced by the person they are finding an excuse to terminate.

Bob just qualifired Mary for misusing company resources. All she did was use some tape to repair her management training manual. He'll bring the whole company down that way.

by GloriousC May 4, 2011