1. Number of desirable women in a given situation.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
2. Amount of fanny taken on by a man in a given time period.
1. Jeff to Bob: "Okay, so you've told me all about your new job, but you haven't mentioned THE most important thing... what's the office clunge quota?"
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
2. Ted received a lot of stick for exceeding his clunge quota for the year.
by hairygunt September 25, 2010
A highway cop mainly engaged in writing speeding tickets while more dangerous driving behaviors are ignored, due to either explicit or implicit quotas set for his continued employment; one who values ticket revenue over public safety.
In the time it took me to change the flat for the distraught young mother, I watched a team of QUOTA MONKEYS a quarter mile away stop three unfortunates who'd picked up an extra 5 or 10 mph coming off a steep hill.
by Teedog January 25, 2007
The accumulative act of popping erections at the sight of an attractive woman.
Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
Abbreviation: DBQ
See also: "strokability scale"
Used to verify the basic level of attractiveness of any given woman.
Abbreviation: DBQ
See also: "strokability scale"
Upon seeing a hottie: "Check out that girl, she's helping me reach my daily boner quota."
Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."
Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
Upon seeing a fug: "The DBQ is down five points today."
Upon jizzing one's pants: "I just went over my daily boner quota."
by rogius March 25, 2011
by Dee Who ???? April 01, 2012
"Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent" is the official motto of Philadelphia and is spoken thousands of times a day by the resident bums on each and every street corner. The unofficial motto is "This city sucks".
Bum at 12th and Chestnut to passersby - "Gimme a quota, gimme fitty cent".
UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
UPenn student passing by: Fuck off loser!
by philanewbie September 20, 2009
This is the strict rule for groups of friends, as in cliques. There is strictly one vegetarian per group of friends. This rule can't be broken.
A time for the "One Vegetarian per Group Quota."
Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
Hey! I'm Kati, and I'm vegetarian. Can I hang with you? No, we already have Emily as our vegetarian. Sorry.
by Georgie Bush January 18, 2009
by themagic8 February 17, 2023