To put the team on your back

Agreeing to go with your bro on a double date in order to boost his game, knowing full well that your date will be a loud, ugly, obnoxious whore.

Josh: "Dude will you come on this double date with me? I need you to put the team on your back."
Ben: "Again?"
Josh: "Yep... your dog-face date has a ravenous pussy known to growl in public. But I need you man."
Ben: "Alright..."

by Bear Bandit November 21, 2011

knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

by TC Raymond August 15, 2005

Put you on your back

To get knocked out in a fight.

John you better chill out for he put you on your back

by Bishielover16 November 28, 2017

put a hump on a camels back

Phrase used to describe really strong gear.

Man, this shit really puts a hump on a camels back!

by nitram May 29, 2004

put that in your back pocket and slap it

The comeback after a comeback which pretty much ruins what you had going.

person 1: Suck my dick
person 2: You better grow one first

~RANDOM "OHHHH"'s AND "BURRRRNNN"'s~

Person 2: Put that in your back pocket and slap it bitch!
Person 1: Whaaat?

by shaun white is a hotiee May 22, 2006

Put the team on his back

Dj Moore

The bears offense had one player put the team on his back

by Ridicrob October 6, 2023

I'll put that on the backlog

a friendly way of telling someone to go f*** yourself, typically used in software development requirements negotiation.

TOM: Hey Bob, is it possible for the application to do wiz-bang?

BOB: Everything's possible Tom. I'll put that on the backlog.

by mbrevoort August 14, 2011