Doctor Puerto Rico Shrimp

Something you say to cause uncontrollable and completely idiotic laughing from anyone it is said to. (If they don’t laugh than they aren’t cool)

doctor Puerto Rico shrimp. BAHHAHAHAHA

by Dawn Mack April 5, 2022

Power Surge in Puerto Rico

This is 'code' for "I'm going to the Beach and can't let anyone know why I'm not signed onto Sametime".

Sorry, there is a Power Surge in Puerto Rico, I got kicked off Sametime because of a power surge. Really, bad thunderstorm here in sunny Puerto Rico, Google it.

This is what you may say when you are going to the beach instead of working.

by lmdough July 28, 2011

The Annexation of Puerto Rico

When you're f**king a girl(or guy) from the back, and before you bust, you pull your weiner out, letting it rest at a perfect 180° between her(or his) a** cheeks. Remembering to moan while doing so, convincing the girl(or guy) that you have already finished. Holding out for the perfect moment, when the girl(or guy) turns back towards you to ask,"wait did you just-", you fire your cream cannon, which, still being guided by the glutes, maintains the perfect trajectory to ooze her(or him) in the face.
It does not have to land in the mouth, just between the forehead and chin as well as the eyes.

"Bro, remember the girl I took home from the bar the other night?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, we were getting busy and we weren't using protection, and then she tells me not to cum inside her."
"Ah, so you had to pull out?"
"Yeah, but instead of wasting it on her lower back, I went for The Annexation of Puerto Rico."

by RJ55 February 22, 2025

The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of The United States Of America (Cuba, Dominican Republic, And Puerto Rico).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

puelto rico

The way Puerto Ricans pronounce the name Puerto Rico.

Guy #1: Puelto Rico is a great place to visit

Guy #2: Do you mean Puerto Rico

Guy #1: -_-

by melaniadelatrump May 31, 2018

Puertorican BullWorm

A massive schlong owned by a guy named khile.

Hey Mike, You ever see khiles puertorican bullworm?

by goreze March 17, 2021

puertoricanly

The act of doing something in a stereotypically Puerto Rican manner.

She seasoned her steak very puertoricanly (lots of Adobe and Sazon).

Their house was decorated very puertoricanly (cheap, gaudy decor, plastic covering on sofas).

by rayamor December 17, 2009