Hollywood Post

Hollywood Post. A term used when a dipshit on facebook or any other social networking site makes a post clearly to only receive likes and comments. The post is typically fake and plastic in nature and makes the person look like a complete dumbass.

Hollywood Post on facebook:
"Happy Birthday to my grandfather today!"
Replier: "Ummm, your grandfathers been dead for 20 years.... so who the fuck are you talking too???

Poster: "I love you Mom, you are the greatest"
Replier: "Your mother doesn't have a facebook, so why don't you call her and be real with her rather than posting this fake status update that is flooding my newsfeed you asshat."

Poster: "God please help me in this time of need. Amen."
Replier: "Virtual Jesus is not in your friends list, so instead of typing a prayer to get "Likes", why don't you save the money from data charges praying to God and pray for free the old fashion way. God cares about you, I don't."

by TiklingGuy August 14, 2014

Post-Nut Depression

When you are jerking off to some nasty shit then you bust and you are like “what is this filth”

Friend-Man do you ever find porn to be nasty after you nut.

Wiser friend-My friend that’s what we the people call Post-Nut Depression

by Antwan Guzzels December 25, 2018

Post Defqon Depression

PDD or Post Defqon Depression is a state of low mood and aversion to activity that can affect a person's thoughts, behaviour, feelings and physical well-being.

Experienced for weeks immediately after the annual Defqon 1 Festival, ravers who suffer PDD may be "coming down" and begin to feel sad, anxious, empty, helpless, worthless, guilty, irritable, restless, munted & scat.

Ravers may lose interest in activities that once were pleasurable, experience loss of appetite, problems concentrating, remembering details, making decisions; and may contemplate or attempt suicide.

For more help, search Facebook: PDD: Post Defqon Depression

Guy: "How unreal was Defqon 1 last week?!"

Girl: "I know, my Post Defqon Depression is almost unbearable".

Guy: "All I want is to be back at Defqon. FML..."

by PDD_Official August 16, 2012

Post show depression

A form of depression caused by uncontrolled feelings, leading to hopelessness and loneliness. Often originates from the end of a much-rehearsed performance. It may be acute, or it may last until the next set of rehearsals start. Usually, it involves walking offstage and into a metaphorical vat of frozen herrings topped with sour relish, which will symbolize your view of life until the depression has passed.

-Why are you covered in metaphorical frozen herrings?
-I have post show depression.
-Well, you can't leave the music field, Elvis. Guess you'll have to wait this thing out.

by Keith Derfner June 6, 2015

post world cup depression

an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup.

I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.

I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore.

by waaaagh July 17, 2010

post-sequitur

While a non sequitur is a comment which does not logically follow the preceding comment, and a pre-sequitur is a comment relating to something mentioned much earlier in a conversation, a post-sequitur follows something yet to be said.

Compared with non sequiturs and pre-sequiturs, genuine post-sequiturs are rare, as most Americans find them immoral.

Jack: Hey there, sweet thang.
Jan: Sure, I'd love to.
Jack: Would you like to go out for a drink? Wait, what?
Jan: Hells yeah it was!
Jack: Was that some kind of post-sequitur?
Jan: Fine, have it your way. Toodle-oo!
Jack: Away with thee or I shall do mur-rer-der-r-r!

by DanielR January 8, 2009

post 9/11 culture burnout

A term to describe anyone who grew highly accustomed to the culture of the 1990's, and subsequently feels jaded about growing up in the information age, especially since the saturation of mediocrity that has dominated popular culture in the aftermath of 9/11.

Since 9/11, Western Culture lost its integrity, resulting in the following:
The declining quality of mainstream media, the excess of the youth, the superficiality of modern lifestyles, the rise of underage sexuality, the corruption of authority figures, the unethical practises of corporate institutions, the exposure of adult subjects amongst young people, the breakdown of gender roles, the general distrust of society, etcetera

Welcome to the post 9/11 culture burnout...

by GoAskAlex1991 March 8, 2012