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Pageant Queen

A girl who is poised and graceful. Most think she is rude and stuck up but actually super nice. Most girls are intimidated by her beauty
Amy: Ugh i hate her so much she’s so stuck up

Taylor: Just because she’s a pageant queen doesn’t mean she’s stuck up
by besties?? July 22, 2019
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pageants

A Pageants is a humble caring gay person. One day I met Pageants and he was really cool! Then I joined a voice call with him and damn did I know he was going to be my gay best friend. I do have some concerns not about his sexuality but about his work hours! He works on the weekends and does not give any time to his gay bffs over on minecraft like LordHeroMc and Dresscodes. I really do miss Pageants he was so gay, and funny, but most importantly gay! Pageants is the one person that just makes you want to be gay for gays because he is just a great outstanding person, he changed my whole outlook on life. To sum it up a Pageants is gay and thats on PRRIODT.
Damn Pageants is really gay
by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020
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Body building is pageantry

Is useless in the real world..why? Well you puff yourself up like pigeon looking to mate but can’t perform in the real world with those “muscles”..

Example; on arm or chest day w’e, you bench 350-400 Lbs. In essence you build yourself up like “Hercules” portrayed in various modern movies but you can't preform like him.. you’re not lift boulders or slaying a treacherous hydra or defeating a massive lion..

Your like SpongeBob with his inflatable arms lol.. The body of a Ferrari sports car but no engine, Frame, wheels etc..
Ah the gym is filled with “bodybuilders” hogging the machines.. it’s useless to get that puffed, no fluidity in their movements lol it’s aesthetic.. “body building is pageantry” . Pure theatrics
by DEZtheDECIMATOR June 4, 2022
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backwards fucking pageantry

Doing something in a fashion that is over-complex and unnecessarily difficult
Todd Scaggs got the answer right, but the Backwards Fucking Pageantry he employed in finding the answer took 28 extra, unnecessary steps.
by Barry McCockinnerass September 19, 2023
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