poes

literally, south african slang for vagina but more commonly used as an insult with the implication that the receiver of such a word would feel silly, stupid, greedy, nasty, horrible, etc. we can think of many other words that mean, more or less, the same thing. just a new 4 letter word from south africa.

Frik is such a poes for stealing my girlfriend.

by Hannie van der Velden van Straalike May 4, 2006

poes tiefa

In English it has the lateral meaning of vigina bitch which is what you call someone in South Africa when they bitch about you or or when you see you ex walking past you and he's wants to start with bullshit. You can say that to someone whom you don't like.

Bitch ads hoe : omg look at what she's wearing

You: look at you friend* screen*poes tiefa

Ex: hey can I have my hoodie back

You: can I have my virginity back you poes tiefa

by niglet August 8, 2015

poes hoog

Poes hoog/ fucking high

Afrikaans

It means basicly that your so high from smoking weed that you dont even know whats happening around you.

Eks nou so poes toe gerook that ek eenvoudig nie meer weer wat the poes aan gaan nie.

Jou oe sal dan die kleur wees van die duiwel se ballas. Of iemand sal se jou oe lyk soos poeskaste.

Persone 1: Ek is nou poes hoog.
Persone2: ja ek kan sien jou oe lyk soos die duiwel se ballas.

by Eksnetpoeshoog January 7, 2017

Poesy

When a play is executed magnificently and in a very skilful manner.

Did you see that 6k? Pure poesy mannen.

by neonyziee December 5, 2019

Fred Poeser

Fred Poeser is a strict taker of the phones. A round fella for sure but all and all lovable. If you come across a Fred Poeser don't let him see your phone, he WILL take it away. He is a lover of guppies and keeps pigeons in his attic. He is a flannel enthusiast and will occasionally say hello. He has beautiful silver locks which he will let down on the special day. If he walks by it will smell like fish or guppy feed, so hold your nose.
If you shoot a Fred Poeser then a bird will fly out of the bullet hole so don't shoot him.

Person 1: Hey is that Fred Poeser?
Person 2: Dawg put your phone away
Person 1: Oh dear god! What's that fish smell?
Person 2: Dude, it's Poeser, he flushed his guppy down the toilet.
Person 3: But which one?

Poeser (suddenly behind them) : All of them! And now give me all your phones!

by Phymon May 6, 2018

poesneus

derogitory - refers to person/individual that is an irritating wanker/idiot. Similar to calling somebody a doos. Often used when refering to someone in authority.

I would like to give that poesneus a slap

by DJJoester June 3, 2010

Jou Ma Se Poes

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"

Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"

by GragMasool August 23, 2016