pitty party

To feel sorry for ones self

Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!

by Adave August 29, 2006

pitty friend

some one you feel bad for because they are picked on and have no freinds so you tell them your theyr freind even though you realy just feel bad for them.

after I told him i was his freind he wont leave me alone i realy hate him hes just my "pitty friend' that stalks me.

by theconfusedwombat December 2, 2011

Pitty Fuck

The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.

Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.

"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"

Girls who pitty fuck are slores.

by b@11$@ng@ August 8, 2011

pitty pat

Sex with clothes ones clothes on. For those who are not interested or not sober enough to engage in sex. Also considered foreplay.

"Girl I wanted to do the real thing, but all he wanted to do was pitty pat around."

by Your Main Beezy April 15, 2008

Pitty Puff

Sacrificial oral gratification in public.

One may feel sorry for a lonely individual in a bar setting resulting in a pitty puff

by MelRed September 10, 2011

pitty buck

When your coffee shop employee or any employee is so miserable you feel you need to give a dollar tip out of pitty.

I gave the trashy chick at dunkins a pitty buck.

Or

The stripper was having an off night so I threw down a pitty buck.

by JAY jay November 5, 2013

Pitty Drink

Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.

I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,

by claratyville December 2, 2010