penis hair envy

The fascination with, and jealousy of, a males impressive quantity of pubic hair. Often seen in men who do too much manscaping, and wish they could go native again.

I know he isn't gay...he must be staring because of penis hair envy...

by delicatetulip September 30, 2012

penisenvious

As old as Adam. It started when Eve gave Adam the apple. War of the sexes!

If Eve had not been penisenvious the apple might still be on the tree.

by Peter May 17, 2005

penisenvious

A female or females who will do anything to prove that they can do anything as good as a male

She is penisenvious !

by Peter April 22, 2005

penisenvy

the reservation of a penis (big and throbbing) by a female, normaly a lesbian.

i have so much penisenvy.

by gato69 January 6, 2008