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Penis Thigh Trap

When a female convinces you that she is on birth control, and not to use a condom. And when the male is about to pull out to ejaculate, the female wraps her legs around the males torso, forcing him to cum inside her. (Most common occurrence in missionary position)
Example 1

"Emilio doesn't seem to like his wife very much,..... The only reason they got married is because he got Penis thigh trapped"

Example 2
"Shit man!" I was banging daves girlfriend last night, and she totally penis fly trapped me! Good thing I was fucking her in the ass!"
by Asapparky July 17, 2018
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by helloim345 June 23, 2010
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thinking with your penis

Cognition which is tainted by horniness; when a man makes decisions intended to satisfy the short term goals of his penis and fails to consider the long term consequences of his actions.
"Can't you tell she's a nasty skank? I think you're thinking with your penis".
by Echo's gigolo September 20, 2013
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penis cum

by CAPTAIN-DUCK August 1, 2020
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Trench Penis

Affliction of the male member that is caused by prolonged exposure to a partner's intergluteal cleft. Symptoms of trench penis include a burning sensation, swelling, discoloration, and a prickly or heavy feeling in the peen.

While spooning and lap-sitting are the most common causes for trench penis, any activity that involves arousal near a partner's anal bosom puts a male at high risk. Flatulence during these activities has been known to accelerate the onset of trench penis.
John was forced to use a wheelchair for 2 weeks during his grueling struggle with trench penis. His doctor advised him to try being the little spoon next time. I heard his prangus looked like a moldy cucumber.
by G.FRESH. October 10, 2016
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by Emi Mac Donald November 22, 2018
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Play it by penis

Same idea as play it by ear, except pertaining to sexual situations.
Guy 1: So when you gonna do that girl?

Guy 2: I don't know, I'll just play it by penis.
by Jamal Rakens June 19, 2010
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