Parcel

A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.

“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

by Gaybou July 26, 2021

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025