penthouse crabs 

Penthouse crabs are lice. They get their name from crabs, which are mainly found in the pubic region, who migrate, or "move on up" to the head, the "penthouse" of the body.

Did you see Brittney Spears scratching her head on Dateline the other night? It looked like she definately got a case of the penthouse crabs.

penthouse crabs by Squirrely June 19, 2006

Penthouse Poor 

When you're rich as fuck. But won't go out of your way to buy pants for a friend's sister's wedding.

Alex Quiroz doesn't have time to fly back to New York to get pants for the wedding. He's gonna be penthouse poor and just wear jeans instead.

Penthouse Poor by Lqdboard May 11, 2017

penthouse poop 

Feces left in the water tank of a toilet.

Frank was so nasty! He left a penthouse poop for Mom to clean up!

penthouse poop by Sweet Dee73 April 25, 2010

penthouse suite

The act of upper-decking a toilet while a girl gives you a blumpkin sitting fonz (reverse) style while also taking a shit in the bowl of the toilet.
You win if the guy ejaculates while both partners shit simultaneously.
The top score is a win combined with someone else walking in on you and simultaneously vomiting.

My girlfriend caught me upper decking my friends toilet and we decided to upgrade to the penthouse suite.

penthouse suite by lookatmytophat October 29, 2010

Penthouse 

The larger, more spacious handicapped stall in public restrooms. It sees the most traffic, and therefore is more prone to horrible messes.

"Hey Steve, go clean the men's penthouse, it's filthy."
"No, no I'm not doing that again."
"C'mon..."
"No, never again, never again."

Penthouse by RCulver August 2, 2008

The Penthouse Method 

When you shit in the tank of the toilet instead of the bowl.

That damn kid keeps using the Penthouse Method, now I have to keep cleaning this damn tank!

The Penthouse Method by A Trembling Omniscient Hamster May 26, 2019

The Penthouse Effect

The effect of coming up with fantastic theories that don't make any sense for any show after having seen "The Penthouse"

No matter how weird a theory may sound, anything is possible.

Person 1: "Lim Ryung Gu kinda looks like Logan Lee's long lost brother"

Person 2: "*late long lost brother. What if Lim Ryung Gu's real name is actually Lee Ryung Gu, but he died young and was originally meant to pick Logan up, but Suryeon took the job instead?"

Person 1: "What has Penthouse done to you..."
Person 2: "It's The Penthouse Effect"

The Penthouse Effect by Fa @MyKDramaPOV April 23, 2022