A unit of time employed to measure the delay between hearing a fart, and smelling it. This can take anywhere from a few seconds to several months; Farts that make noise today might not begin to stink until after election season.
1. when you say something and then you say something else that is a contraction to it.
2. When you say something incredibly stupid that u don't even believe.
Gov. Palin "I know Global Warming is man made"
resident watching the debate "there she goes again, she pulled a Palin! Well they don't call it a Palin for nothing!"
confused and unable to focus on subjects, or direct questions, etc.; can be brought on by a night of drunken craziness or vice presidential nomination.
“We partied like rockstars last night, and I’m totally palin today. I don’t even know where I am!”
“Did you hear him? He’s always so palin! I asked about our retirement plan and he started discussing the dress code.”