Paleohebe

A person who's age is hard to tell by looking, similar to androgyny for gender.

Gurt: Yo, how old is Kevin? Is he a paleohebe?
Kyle: Yeah, I can't tell! He totally looks paleohebenous!

by NineOVA May 12, 2025

Paleohippy

Term used to define fair skinned metis, aboriginal, first nations or North American Indians who wear tribally inspired clothes. But do not look typically aboriginal.

What is that, some kind of paleohippy thing going on.

It's N-A-V-J-O. It's aboriginal, not paleohippy!

by Modern Women December 17, 2025