Tism Pinging

When you have a moment of tismic activity for a prolonged period of time.

Person: What is Christina doing?
Other Person: Oh that's just her tism pinging right now bro, LOL
Person: That's sick, dude

by Niggmada March 22, 2025

King of Wishful Pinking

A term given to the guy you see who is always talking to girls when he is out, but none of them are sincere in their interest of sleeping with him. He can commonly be found in the friend zone buying drinks for the women around him.

Friend 1: Geez man, there goes Sean again talking to Tina. He needs to just give it up.

Friend 2: First it was Katie, then Jen, and now Tina? Sean is the King of Wishful Pinking.

by TastesLikeLemons57 December 2, 2013

Pining

An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.

James is pining for the Michelle's touch.

by shuft April 10, 2006

pingdingo

An exceptionally large pink cock on a white man. Derived from mandingo.

Did you see that pingdingo? It's as big as my BBC!

by belindakebab May 10, 2019

pining for the fjords

Used to describe a dead person or animal as a way of convincing somebody that the corpse is not, in fact, dead.

First used by Michael Palin in reference to a dead Norweigan Blue parrot in the famous Monty Python Sketch.

"...And when I bought it not half an hour ago, you assured me that its lack of movement was due to it being tired and shagged out after a long squawk."
"It's probably pining for the fjords."
"Pining for the fjords, what kind of talk is that?"

by Gravyboy June 13, 2004

porky pigging

walking around the house with nothing but your shirt on..like the cartoon character porky pig

I thought I was alone when I was porky pigging around the house, but my roomate walked in and saw me, I was kinda offended he threw up.

by Jimballs May 15, 2007

porky pigging it

To wear a shirt with no pants. From the cartoon character Porky Pig.

Man, my girl let herself in with her moms and I was straight porky piggin' it on the couch.

by ghostface March 25, 2005