Reese's Pieces

The practice of placing one’s penis in another person’s anus then slowly pulling out, resulting in the accumulation of feces just under and around the tip of the penis. After which the previously analed person eats around the edges of the penis, emulating the normal technique for eating a Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup

Girly: My boyfriend and I are looking for a threesome tonight. You DTF Kirill?

Kirill: Hell yeah...I would def share that nut with you!

Girly: Great! Tonight Im finally gonna try munchin on his Reese's bits...got any advice?

Kirill: There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's Pieces!

by k-dizzle112 March 4, 2011

my pieces hitting

Stolen Credits Card Information is Currently Being used To Purchase Goods And Products Illegally

I bought the whole store ! My Pieces Hitting !

by Littttyyyy February 15, 2017

rhesus pieces

The poop flug by a rhesus monkey

Had to duck at the zoo when the rhesus pieces started flying.

by William Fakespeare August 7, 2010

Reeses' Pieces

E.T. bait

Don't eat the Reeses' Pieces!

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

Send them chess pieces

When a network cancels an awesome show called Flashforward, you send them chess pieces in the mail to protest.

ABC is so gay yo, they canceled my favorite show ever, Flashforward. I'm SO gonna send them chess pieces.

by Awesome Pers May 28, 2010

Feces pieces

The act of shiting into a sock, freezing it, then knocking a person out with it. This is immediately followed by thawing the shit in a microwave cutting it into bite sized pieces, and putting it into the unconious person mouth.

that gook looked at me wrong so I gave him a nice big feces pieces

by E grizzily September 13, 2011

Playing With His Pieces

Actually means someone playing chess who is making no prgress towards performing a move, but has come to be a euphamism for masturbation.

I'll stop playing with my pieces when I find a woman."

by Dumbass McGee March 9, 2004