A university in Ottawa, Canada, where all the pretentious kids go. Unlike its rival, Carleton University, it has no green space, an overrated French program, and a terrible engineering faculty.
by Roger Connah November 12, 2019
A team that really knows how to choke like a $2 whore when it counts. This season, getting rocked by the sabres.
by senssuckmmkay May 16, 2006
Gayest hockey team ever, with the gayest hockey players ever, especially their goalie. Doesn't stand a chance against the leafs.
by aj_link April 19, 2004
Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.
"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown
Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
- Unknown
Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?
by OCTranspo November 26, 2006
by Cooze #2 September 13, 2004
See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.
by Jeff March 27, 2004
The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!
Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?
Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.
Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS
background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!
Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.
Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS
background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!
by Leafs35 February 2, 2009