Orto Syndrome

The act of being a struggle at everyday life and being made fun of for it. this includes being the worse of two gollies in hockey, being the worse of two centers for football, and having a worse batting percentage than a blind kid.

Frank: OMG our gollie is so bad tonight
Joe: Yah i think that he may have Orto Syndrome.

by Ian Poulter November 11, 2010

The Ortango

To have anal sex in a high school bathroom

Bigot 1) Did you hear about John and Rebecca?

Bigot 2) Why yes, I heard they danced the Ortango

Bigot 1) stinky stinky stinky!

by TheBigBrain May 14, 2015

ortlip

An Ortlip is a rare type of Hippo only found in in the mudpits of Coastal Carolina.

Brian: "Oh my god that Ortlip is wider than it is tall."

by Santsman April 9, 2014

Ortholysis

(noun): the wrapping around of a mathematical function under transformation into a higher nth-dimensional space where n > 2 and n ∈ ℤ+. This twisting occurs typically when a 2D function is integrated by rotating about the x-axis in order to find the volume of the 3rd-dimensional shape.

Ortholysis is used to describe this behaviour in various different sub-branches of integral calculus. The origin of this word is still unknown. However, this neologism was rumoured to have been coined by a Romanian scientist and mathematician. i

Student: "Would the integral of y=−ze^x about the x-axis give you some sort of pulsar-like ortholysis spirally thing?"
Teacher: "Sort of. It depends on your limits and of course the fact that your equation doesn't consider that a pulsar visualisation with that equation would be rotating about the y-axis!"
Teacher: "And also the fact that the center of mass is not represented accurately in any way and you'd need to make it asymptotic."

by globaldefinitions March 4, 2017

orthopterophobia

Fear of crickets, locusts, grasshoppers, etc.

I have orthopterophobia. I really hate crickets. They scare me

by ImAwesomeAndPretty101 June 14, 2018

Cubic Ortometer

A measurement of the splash range a drop of rain creates as it lands.

Harry: Look at the splash of the rain.
Alexei: Its called Cubic Ortometer you idiot.

by Anzio24 November 9, 2012

Orthodox Celts

An awesome band from Serbia which plays Irish music. Their frontman is called Aca Celtic (Aca is pronounced "Azza", like "pizza" with an A instead of PI) and he rocks. Most of their songs are in English, and they make their own songs (like "Far Away") as well as playing old Irish ones (like "Rocky Road to Dublin").

Aca Celtic was once bullied by one of his teachers in high school and then came back with his crew and dumped the bastard in a garbage container.
Orthodox Celts usually make a New Year concert every year in Serbia.

by Baklava42 January 21, 2007