S.O.F.A.

(sweater over fat ass)
Article of clothing a woman ties around her waist to conceal her corpulent buttocks.

I thought she was fly until she took off her S.O.F.A. when she got hot.

by The Commodore October 17, 2008

J.A.F.O

Acronym

JAFO

1. (Military slang) just another fucking observer.

"Hey J.A.F.O. Why don't you go find where the enemies location is."

by Archidamus December 16, 2009

F.O.A

Stands for "Family over all" and was created by the rapper Kylo to be the name for his crew, who he considers family.

The term can also define a lifestyle of getting high off Marijuana, Drunk off Alcohol, Getting Money, and Getting Girls.

"F.O.A All Day!"

by notayoungboy09 September 28, 2012

F.O.A.S

Fruitcake On A Stick
Is frequenty used as a profanity, or as an offensive weapon.

I got this fruitcake at a wedding, and I jammed a stick in it, and now I have F.O.A.S.

Me: *hits you with F.O.A.S*
You: OW! Stop hitting me with F.O.A.S.!

by ImNotJimboJones July 10, 2010

F.O.A.M.

Fear Of Awkward Moments

For many people the fear of getting into awkward situations or conversations can be more crippling than anything else.

This is for anyone who know's the awkward pain of being stuck in a room with someone... and having nothing to talk about...

- The new kid wont talk to anyone, it seems like he has F.O.A.M.

- I can't believe my mom just did that, she's half the reason I have F.O.A.M.

by StlJews December 30, 2010

L.M.M.F.A.O.

Laugh my mother fucking ass off.

You would use this when talking to someone online or when writing a letter and your too lazy to writ it all out.

Val fell on her ass today, lmmfao.

by nevada December 2, 2003

G.O.F.A.W.

Good Old Fashioned Ass Whoopin'

He likes care bears!?!?!?!?!?! He needs a G.O.F.A.W., posse up guys!

by shiesty February 9, 2003