university of northwestern ohio

just don't

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Just don't go to the university of northwestern ohio

by MIssingChromosone September 28, 2021

Northwestern University

Well balanced students who are very smart and committed to school work. Some are extremely stuck up. But most students can be summed up by the motto: work hard, play hard.

Ex 1: "Come on guys, we should be able to figure this out. I mean, we're Northwestern students."

Ex 2: "My friend was trying to brag about school, but they go to Berkley. I mean, come on, it's only Berkley. I got into Northwestern University."

Ex 3: "I spent all day working on this assignment. Time to go get hammered."

Ex 4: "Screw this hangover, I need to finish this essay."

by xoxo_gossipgirl December 24, 2011

Northwest Homing Beacon

The more common name for Northwest Missouri State University's International Plaza, where at least twenty flags from various countries are flown.

Name derives from the fact that at night, the lights from the Plaza can be seen from twenty miles away, calling the students back to campus.

We were worried that when we took that wrong turn off Highway 71 we'd encounter some zombies but in the distance, we could see the Northwest Homing Beacon, and cut across a frozen field to get back to campus.

by angelus_d January 7, 2006

Northwest Nap

Falling asleep on the job when entrusted with the lives, safety or property of others.

Last night the old train station burned down while the cops parked down the block from it were taking a Northwest Nap.

by Whatsinaname? October 28, 2009

Olathe Northwest

The worst school in all of Johnson County. It's full of snotty, overprivileged, rich brats with no sense of empathy to others. Plus, they act like they're so great at sports when their teams suck. Plus, their mascot is a symbol of death and evil. and the mascot is also a pathetic bird. They force conformity and give kids detentions for being 5 seconds late to class. They also steal taxpayer's money to support their pathetic E-comm and Aerospace programs (which they frequently brag about).

Olathe Northwest? You mean douchebag and tyranny high school?

by KopyKatH20 June 15, 2016

Northwestern High School

A school located in Rock Hill, SC. Its colors are purple and gold with the mascot being a Trojan (Northwestern Trojans). It has a very popular soccer team which has won 3 of the last 4 state championships and as just named National Champions by ESPNRise.com.

Northwestern is 1 of 3 high schools in Rock Hill and i salmost definielty the best one.

Person A: Who won the soccer game last night?
Person B: Northwestern High School won!! Hell yeah! The score was 11-0!

by nhsTrojans123 July 17, 2009

Northwestern Carwash

In a communal shower or locker room, a group of 4 (minimum) to 20 people stand nude in the shower spinning in alternating directions. The “automobile” must walk through the gauntlet while being rubbed by the nude rollers.

Hector fumbled on the 3 yard line. I know he’s upset, but he totally earned his Northwestern Carwash

by Donkeyboy32 July 9, 2023