no homo

the phrase that, when uttered in conversation makes the speaker sound gayer than if he or she had not said it.

no homo but i was just jacking off to some gay porn.

by jacksonguitarist May 11, 2008

No Homo

When someone says something gay or sounds gay. No homo is used to tell everyone that person didn't mean it that way and they are in fact, straight.

I'm gay, no homo.

by TirdyDesticles June 2, 2010

No homo

A phrase used to immeadatley erase any thought or misconeption of homosexuality and allows to suck a big ol' cock, say no homo and still be straight

Dan: Nice cock bro

John: Dude wtf

Dan: No homo

John: oh ok it's cool now

by The funny guy at school September 23, 2020

No Homo

After someone says something that sounds gay(for boys),or les(for girls),when they don't mean it in a gay or les way.

Girl:No Homo,but she's pretty

by TheTruthIsMe March 16, 2011

no homo

Phrase addended by insecure straight men to a sentence that may mildly imply homosexuality on the part of the speaker (or may be entirely innocuous) to assure themselves, a second party, and the rest of the world that they are not, in fact, homosexuals.

At all.

In any way, shape, or form.

*SERIOUSLY.*

1. "You're my best friend bro. No homo."

2. "That movie was beautiful. I almost cried. ...no homo."

3. "No homo I'm going to the no homo store no homo no homo no homo. BY THE WAY I AM NOT GAY."

by Arcanist September 4, 2010

No Homo

often a phrase used after someone says or does something homosexual

"hey bro I love you man no homo" "thank god you said no homo or else I would've thought you were homosexual

by vince e. February 1, 2009

no homo

a phrase someone who is unsure and insecure about their sexuality says to make whatever they just said sound less homosexual. However, it always makes whatever phrase previously sound even more gay.

You're pretty. No homo.

by Laughingout_loud August 15, 2010