point of no return

the point on a poorly made urinal, where the least amount of piss bounces back on to your trousers

hey man, did you piss on your leg?
oh yeah, i couldn't find the point of no return on that shitty urinal

by kosherbacon January 3, 2011

the point of no return

-When drinking beverages of an alcoholic nature, when a certain number drink (ie. beer #12) puts you "over the edge"
-Passing the point of no return will usually result in loss of memory, speech, and motor skills.

Friend: Dude, drink that beer you'll be passed the point of no return, dont expect me too carry your drunk ass around all night
Friend 2: (incoherent babble) (chugs beer)

by metrosexualbastard1 August 26, 2006

Point of no return theory

The point of no return theory is when you take a member of the opposite sex (usually female) home to have sexual relations/fellatio. As you take off your clothing, she realizes that you have a tiny penis and/or a beer belly, but since you have already gotten to this point she might as well hook up with you--hence the point of no return. Essentially, a common bond amongst the ugly people of America where hope is found.

Once my pants came off she had to keep going--proof of the Point of no return theory.

by TittySwass March 17, 2013

the point of no return

whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make

person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer

person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return

by rk092 January 25, 2024

The Point Of No Return

When you have premature ejacuation but also have a habit of masturbating whenever you get the urge. This means you now have to cum multiple times in a row to get a fraction of the pleasure you could before. You’re one of us.

It’s better you never masturbate. You don’t wanna reach the point of no return

by Sp33D King January 7, 2026