Nightcrawler

Official ASFPOR "Best Information Teller Currently Here" (or BITCH for short). Often found on Usenet, spouting obscurities and absurdities.

Nightcrawler is the official BITCH of usenet.

by RFM March 31, 2005

nightcrawler

a person who roams at night
often alone, but sometiems accompanied by 1 jersey kevin, or 1 trombone player
-often spotted wandering Purdue University after dark. once glimpsed as far away as the Burger King on south street.

also, one who enteres definitions into the urban dictionary that usually contain at least one typo.

see "presidency, the" and "douchebag"

by nightcrawler March 11, 2005

nightcrawler

A sex move inspired by the X-men character. The setting is where one man is fucking a woman in the vagina and the girl is on top facing the man. Meanwhile a second man sneaks in from behind and starts fucking the woman's asshole for a few pumps, then disappears out of sight before the woman realizes what happened.

"I pulled a nightcrawler when my buddy and I double parked a girl last night"

by BVicious April 12, 2008

NIGHTCRAWLER

As different from a dreamcocker this type of homo sapiens always crawls in your dreams

if a person goes on hands and knees into your dreams dragging the body close to the ground dragging along the way every aid of someones favor obsequiously, HE IS A NIGHTCRAWLER and a total DREAMCOCKER

by POLUS OPPOSITUS October 24, 2017

Nightcrawler

A man or woman that goes out to bars on weekdays looking for 'love'

I met this toothless nightcrawler at the bar last night trying hard to take me home.

by Yelpir May 12, 2021

nightcrawlershipping

Bro one of my favourite mutuals.
Very kind, good editor
Leon simp (dw me too)

“Bro have u heard of nightcrawlershipping?”-person1
“Yeah bro theyre a Leon simp”-me

by Errybluvleon May 30, 2022

Nightcrawler

night·crawl·er (noun)

A person who roams the city after dark in search of opportunity, chaos, or profit — or someone who stays up all night grinding while everyone else sleeps.

“He’s a straight nightcrawler, always up past midnight chasing the next move like in Nightcrawler.”

by Lou Bloom January 27, 2026