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Nigga Moments 

NIG·GA MO·MENTS : - noun

Perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things.

However, "niggas" can also create bonds with each other also based on ignorance. This bond is called Nigga Synthesis. Nigga Synthesis is based on a mutual appreciation for ignorance or trivial things. BUT when a Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis collides, you result in = COMPLETE DISASTER. Remember this equation, you'll need it later,Nigga.
Nigga Moments
2 Niggas involved.

Nigga 1 bumps into Nigga 2:

Nigga 1: "Watch where you walkin' nigga"
Nigga 2: "Ay, wutchu say nigga?

And a Nigga Moment is born.

A Niggy Moment 

When someone says they’ll gety on in 5 minutes and gets on in 10 minutes
*someone doesn’t get on party chat after saying they would*
This is a niggy moment”
A Niggy Moment by Valiantsprtn November 6, 2023

niggamometer

A black man’s fingers up thy asshole to gauge the health of a patient
“Can we get a niggamometer for room 4, then we can gauge his temperature.
niggamometer by Niggling March 31, 2024