nickelback

To lamely produce something for mass consumption with little care for its originality or creativity.

The client hated the ad so we totally nickelbacked it to get it approved.

by nickelback is evil January 26, 2010

nickleback sucks

What must be said every time the word "Nickleback" is said, or the aforementioned band is about to be brought up in conversation.

This is done to clear the air and acts as a sacrifice to Jimi Hendrix, Freddie Mercury, John Bonham, Keith Moon, Frank Zappa and the other Gods of Rock to stop them laying a curse on mankind, the last time someone failed to do this oh so simple task Justin Beiber was born.

Ignorant Person: Hey have you heard of this great new Canadian band?
Non-Ignorant Person: No..... (please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback, please don't be Nickleback) Ignorant Person: They're called Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: Nickelback Sucks!
Ignorant Person: All I said was Nick-
Non-Ignorant Person: NICKLEBACK SUCKS!!!!

by Edders1 September 14, 2013

Nickleback shitlap

An extremely subpar lapdance-in extreme cases including poop ending up in lap of recipient of lapdance or them having to hear music they detest.

I'm pretty sure my so called friends planned this Nickleback shitlap for me. Thanks a lot, guys

by PingWongHerman December 8, 2021

Nickelback

Fuckin shitty band with really annoying songs like "Rockstar", that song makes me want to shoot myself. It should be titled "The Song that Never Ends" because it does sound like the song that never fuckin ends!! Also all their songs sound exactly the same. Why are people calling them "nu-metal", they are not nu-metal they are fuckin "pop-mainstream sell-out SHIT"

"Have you heard the new Nickelback song?"

"Yeah, I heard it on the radio the other day & my ears started bleeding"

by Rammstein-fan September 7, 2009

Nickelback

Why do I hate Nickelback so much? They perpetuate the sadness of honoring mediocre and un-original non-creative music. Because of their unwillingness to actually think, the mindless masses are not forced to actually use their minds and demand better. Nickelback is a clear-cut example of why our art is in a state of stale, regurgitated darkness, and the true artists are forced to remain on the underground circuit. The longer this goes on, the worse our kids will have it.

random human - "I don't care what you say, I love Nickelback."
me - <tears>

by mazmonsters October 14, 2010

Nickleback

a band that tries to appeal to classic rock lovers but we all hate it. the leader sing of this band sounds like he swallowed many sheets of sand paper. also referd to as Nippleback.

I hate nickleback they try to be cool but are just fags.
Yeah i know i hate nippleback!

by I Know Shit August 16, 2006

Nickelback

a shitty band, the lead singer seriously needs a cough drop and is the ugliest fucker i have ever seen

You fucking suck
Nickelback!!!

by mimi-amie April 28, 2006