National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022
Get the National Nice Daymug. Racist dog whistle for TND (Total Nigger Death), popular on many social media platforms such as TikTok, YouTube and X (formerly Twitter).
Plus-sized neurodivergent BIPOC muslim trans queen: Internet is full of hate these days.
Chud: Have a totally nice day, stranger!
Chud: Have a totally nice day, stranger!
by samiromic May 9, 2024
Get the Totally Nice Daymug. by Spastic Monkey July 22, 2012
Get the Having a Nice Day?mug. 
by marleyyyy_mc February 25, 2023
Get the National Be Nice to Michy daymug. A global holiday taking place on Jan 28th to celebrate being nice to people named plur. It's also mandatory to celebrate 6 months before the day and 6 months after.
by Greg Bologna July 28, 2025
Get the be nice to plur daymug. by Remy Remy Remy February 29, 2024
Get the February 29, be nice to remy daymug.