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Neckbeard 

A guy with a beard on his neck because he doesnt shave because hes inside allday errday becasue he plays games such as world of war craft.
"You know whose a neckbeard"
"Who"
"that guy Rishi, he hasn't left his house since sophomore year"
"sheeet isn't he a senior"
"yeah"
"word"
Neckbeard by neckbeard spotter November 9, 2013

Neckbeard 

A really nice guy who respects women.
"You see that neckbeard over there? I'd like to have sex with him!"
Neckbeard by JackinOffSquares December 7, 2021

neckbeard 

Something to call someone in an argument instead of actually addresing their points.
Person A: Well, but you see: we dont have to prove to you that god doesnt exist. You have to prove to us that he does! The

Burden of Proof lies on the person making the claim not the one dismissing it.

Person B: Lol you're such a neckbeard...
neckbeard by Crockett62 June 24, 2018

neckbeard 

a nerdy pedofile asshole, who has a fucking beard on his or her neck. they are not worthy of living.
that neckbeard posesses hair on his/her neck.

neckbeard 

A noticeable growth of hair on a persons neckal region. Usually the face is well groomed but they decide not to groom the neckal area. No one knows why for sure but professionals have speculated that it might be afraid that they are afraid of cutting their neck over childhood scarring. The hair that grows on the neck is also referred to neck pubes.
"My god! Harley sure has a massive neckbeard!!"
"MARINA JUST KISSED HIS NECKBEARD! THATS GONNA MAKE ONE NECKBEARDFUL BABY!"

Neckbeard 

The hair on the back of ones neck. Usually connects to back hair. It is unknown as to whether or not the neckbeard is formed from the hair on the back or from the hair on the head. Neckbeards are easily controlled with regular and proper maintenance.
"Man, does that guy ever have a massive neckbeard!"

"I thought that it was a tattoo, but it turned out to be just a neckbeard."

Wes groomed his neckbeard before his big date.
Neckbeard by Sod Face February 9, 2010