Guy: hey you know what today is?
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
Girl: why day is it?
Guy: it’s national throw tall people day...
Girl: please don’t
by Iamutterlyalone October 21, 2020
On November 3rd, the day after National Bully Tall People Day, the Tall People are allowed to get revenge. Tall people can bully any of their friends that are shorter than them, with no repercussions, but only on November 3rd.
Jacob bullied me yesterday, now it’s my turn to bully him since it’s National Bully Short People Day!
by BigDongDaddy November 2, 2020
The National Throw Short People Day Song!
It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
It's the most wonderful time of the year
For the tall it’s so thrilling,
With everyone filling the short ones with fear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With small people on ceilings and gay happy feelings,
As short ones do fall,
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
There'll be shorties for tossing
And small ones for crossing,
And hurling around in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year,
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
There'll be littles for hurling,
The 5 foots are whirling,
And hurtling round in the air,
All the vertically challenged,
That you can imagine,
To launch while the passersby stare.
It's the most wonderful time of the year
Take the smalls and start throwing,
And all will be glowing,
With screams that you hear,
It's the most wonderful time
Yes the most wonderful time
Oh the most wonderful time
Of the year
by douchle January 24, 2023
On October 24th, you can bully any Irish person with complete disregard for their feelings with no consequences.
Non Irish Person: “it’s october 24th, fuck you you fucking irish prick”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”
Irish person: “i cannot fight back for it is national bullying Irish people day 😢”
by camillaprimissus March 17, 2022
by notn't November 3, 2020
by cfbs get fucked September 9, 2020
OCTOBER 24 - grab your friend and throw them, drag
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
them, or do anything to them because they're short!
Must be 5'4 or over to throw someone. Everyone under...
you better hide.
Girl1: hey it’s October 21st :)
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
Girl 2: and what’s that?
Girl 1: national throw short people day:)
Girl 2: please don’t
by scuffsuccs October 24, 2020