I like your cut g no cap

When your friend gets a neat ass hair cut and you want to slap them, so you do. Then your friends get angry at you so you say “I like your cut g no cap” and they’re like “oh that’s ok, thanks bro”.

No cap means no lie so if someone says no cap, you know they ain’t lying.

You: *slaps friend*
Friend: Dude wth was that for?!
You: I like your cut g no cap
Friend: Oh that’s ok, thanks bro

by ReekidxMichael Jackson= ReeHee September 29, 2020

like there's no tomorrow

Excessively. A synonym of like it ain't no thing or until the cows come home.

You know the old saying: work like you need the money, dance like no one's watching, and smoke dat chronic herb like there's no tomorrow.

by Nick D March 18, 2004

no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

Monkey No Fine, But Him Mama Like Am

1. A popular Nigerian phrase (in Pidgin English) that implies that 'ugly' people cannot be loved by anybody other than their mothers, based on the belief that mothers generally love their kids regardless.

2. May have originated from the English saying, "a face only a mother could love"

Obasanjo is a typical example of monkey no fine, but him mama like am

by Grumpy Ned February 9, 2021

like it ain't no thing

To a very large extent; a lot.

The Big Unit: "So Mike, how'd it go with that bitch last night? Did you pull the freund on her?"
Mike Piazza: "Hell yeah dogg, like it ain't no thing."

Bob: "What up Joe."
Joe: "Nothing playa, just hangin' out, being broke, doing nothing."
Bob: "Whatever man, you're family is fucking loaded. And you're always freaking out that you have too much shit to do."
Joe: "W-W-Whatever man, that's bullshit. I'm just keepin' it real, ya know what I'm sayin'. And I really have no money. I've got nothing like it ain't no..."
Bob: "Shut up. Bitch."

by Nick D November 5, 2003

no beta we die like men

it means that the author of a fanfiction will in fact die if you point out a grammar or spelling mistake they made in their story

(if the author is not a man , they will proceed to trans their gender and then die)

-author: "no beta we die like men"
-author: "also youre mom is hot"
-you: "its your not youre"
-author: *proceeds to die*

by mommymilkmerespectfully February 3, 2022

Like it ain't no Thursday

An expression to show that what one has done or will do requires qualification because of it's extraordinary characteristics.

"I hit that shit like it ain't no Thursday!" exclaimed James as he walked away from the slot machine with his winnings.

Disgusted with his co-worker's lack of respect, Nick threatened, "Boy, I'm gonna kick yo ass like it ain't no Thursday."

by Nickm461 November 11, 2008