by so_uless October 22, 2020
National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
by catrasleftkidney October 26, 2022
On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.
Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'
by nonrupt October 21, 2021
On the day of January 23, all short people shall be scared of the dominance of tall people.
I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
I WILL GET MY REVENGE SINCE MY CLASSMATES KEPT HITTING ME ON THE DAY OF DECEMBER 20, 2023.
You will see very soon my very well planned amazing extraordinary revenge…
by tallpeopleareverycool January 04, 2024
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022