Hysterically gimped

when your laughing so hard that you can no longer breathe or move for a couple seconds.

Mike hysterically gimped me when he fell off the ladder

by Hysterically gimped July 21, 2014

mystical thot

Unlike modern thots mystical thots are equipped with blue or pink hair sometimes both depending on its territory; They normally prey on men ranging of ages 19 to 25 years of age and they have a strict diet of lucky charms and salted testicles.

damn Chris , you see that fine ass girl over there with the pink hair ; James , that's not a girl she's a damn mystical thot !

by Adam the great May 20, 2018

wise mystical tree

a really wise tree everyone has seen in shitty ads at least once in their lives

“if you’re over 25 and own <average gaming tool>, you have to play this game”

her: babe you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

my stupid ass: <wise mystical tree>

by otto apocalpyse’s piss drawer October 1, 2022

Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)

some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy

by Peter Greenwall May 14, 2011

Mysteriologist

Someone who's interested in and investigates mysteries.

He's researching the Bermuda triangle,he's a Mysteriologist

by M.A Saber January 3, 2015

hystericalyrical

When someone sings a song and does not know the proper lyrics of the original and ad-libs their own lyrics. They usually think the incorrect lyrics they are singing are truly the words of the song.

Todd: "Last nite, Valerie was singing karaoke to Men at Work's "It's Summers Day""
Brent: "Yeah, she kept singing "It's a Mistake, It's a Misssstake. Instead of "It's Summers Day""
Todd: "Dude, that was hystericalyrical!!"
Brent: "Yeah, like when I rambled through Barenaked Ladies "One Week" lyrics!!!!"

by JacknRochNY September 5, 2007

Hysterical Paroxysm

Orgasm.

I had 12 hysterical paroxysms yesterday.

by Rhonda246 October 29, 2008