cum in my hair

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

by duccling January 3, 2020

I would rather shit on my hands and clap

When someone would like you to go, do or attend something you rather wouldn't.

Friend: hey do you wanna go for a Nandos?
Me: I would rather shit on my hands and clap.

by Drbigman May 28, 2016

Dick In My Hand

A phrase used to express an individual's lack of resources, opportunities, prospects, options, etc.

My job pays well, but after paying child support, bills, and my mortgage, I'm left with my dick in my hand.

by BgKen May 7, 2011

My hat's off to you

To take (one's) hat off (to someone) is an idiom that means "To respect, admire, or congratulate someone." Often heard as, "Hat's off to you!"

"You completed the marathon? My hat's off to you!"

by D. Moriarty November 14, 2013

my hand is a dolphin

a person who drives around in cars waving their hand around like a dolphin

"eveybody's looking forward to the" "MY HAND IS A DOLPHIN" - Rebecca Black

by mynameisnotspecial April 16, 2011

fall my hand

A Nigerian slang that is used when someone is disappointed by a person or an event.

Wole just fall my hand yesterday. He didn't send me the money he was owing me.

by ZaccEli June 16, 2020

play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018