shittiest musician ever

A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary

skillless asshat musik

Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musician ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them

by folded cache out June 1, 2013

Music Juice

A liquid (saliva) that comes out of an instrument such as a saxophone trumpet and such due to blowing in it. A more politer/less disgusting way to say saliva came from an musical instrument.

(This term was first said by my music teacher)

"I tipped my saxophone upside down and out came the music juice."
"After a band rehearsal, there were music juice on the floor, everywhere!"

by Sherlock4869 December 3, 2016

Christian Horse Girl Music

A very tasteful, traditional sub-genre of Kpop that typically evokes the feeling of being a free, Christian Princess in the field riding her horse. Typically linked to groups like: Lovelyz, GFRIEND, April, Fromis_9 and more recently CSR.

The phrase comes from a series of YouTube videos by "ajnvcr" or "Ajanugu" and gained recognition by the community ever since.

"What's your favorite genre of Music?"
"It has to be the Christian Horse Girl Music, nothing like old Gfriend songs."

by LeChonk/Lesserafim_ February 14, 2023

degenerate normie music

Typical post-2010 mainstream music. The differ from pre-2010 mainstream music ; they are often blatant, boring and shitty. They become extremely popular because they are usually very catchy and the marketing were done very well. You can hear them everywhere. And of course, the filthy stupid normalfags who are obsessed with these type of crappy music are the main reason of mainstream craps becoming famous.

Some of the notable degenerate normie music:
Chainsmokers - Closer, Paris and Something just like this
Alan Walker - Faded
Luis Fonsi, Daddy Yankee - Despacito (Also justin gayber version)'
Ed Sheeran - Shape of you
Meghan Trainor - All About That Bass

Normalfag : Hey guys, check this out! This song is cool! *Shows despashito*
Me : STFU you stupid normie fag! Fuck you and your dirty degenerate normie music!

by CWProkiller October 2, 2017

hellevator music

Hellishly atrocious elevator music, especially music overreaching for cuteness or profundity.

The party goers were trapped in the stalled elevator listening to pretentious, patriotic hellevator music!

by I, Wreckerrr October 3, 2016

Alternative Music

A less intense version of rock and a more intense version of pop. Typically strays from the generic lyrics of pop. Lots of sub-categories, but the main two are alternative rock and alternative pop. Pretty much anything that doesn't fall into the distinct categories like rock, pop, jazz, classical, etc.

It also includes a lot of musical techniques found in other genres. Not very limited creatively.

Alternative music is amazing. Some bands are The Strokes, Vampire Weekend, Arctic Monkeys, New Politics, Weezer, The Kooks, Cage the Elephant, The Moth and The Flame, alt-J, Modest Mouse, Paramore, Two Door Cinema Club, The Wombats, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Cold War Kids, Phoenix, Muse, Bastille, and Keane. Just to name a few.

by anne anoymous April 18, 2017

Post Musical Depression

Post Musical Depression (PMD) is the term for the depression an actor, actress, or other member of a production feels once the show's run has ended. It often exhibits itself much like the Five Stages of Grief. First, an affected person can't believe it is happening, often right before curtain call. Next, during bows, one may become angered that it is over, upset that it will never be the same again. Then, when one is greeting the audience, one begins to bargain, 'Please don't let it be over' 'One more show.' During the cast party and throughout the next day, an afflicted person enters the fourth and hardest phase, depression. This exhibits itself through crying, hugging, and tears. However, sometime a week or so after the close of the show, one enters the final stage, acceptance.

The musical was so much fun, I don't know what I'm going to do now that I have all this free time, I think I have Post Musical Depression.

by walsh416 April 6, 2011