punchin' the munchkin

Funny way to describe jacking off.

Jay got caught punchin' the munchkin in the bathroom.

by boobies March 13, 2004

Lubing the munchkin

to masterbate. term is mostly used with guys.

I was surprised when I walked in on my boyfriend lubing the munchkin.

by pinetreebaby June 2, 2008

Ping Tao Munchkin

The Sidekick of Luck you Always pray for on those days you need just something to smile.

Will appear and grant you 1 wish. sex related and Hand you a fresh cabbage for you to munch on .

Usually found in London waterloo station selling big mac's

" i got hit by a car.. luckily the ping tao munchkin turned up just before i died. and i managed to save myself. also he handed me this. Great tasting cabbage. Thank god for the Ping Tao Munchkin"

by Bryman!326 August 8, 2009

naked munchkin

A person who is a munchkin(horny 24/7) and naked so it has sexual intercourse with anything that moves. It has a temper 2 it will attack if you insult.DO NOT approach at all don't make i contact you will get dwarfism.TO AVOID THEM-don't say naked munchkin 3 times in a row it will appear if you do

"man that naked munchkin there wont get off her back"
"dude run that dumbass said "naked munchkin"unless u want dwarfism"

by doug mcgill December 12, 2008

Munchkin Claw

when you are having sex with a pregnant woman, and the fetus gives you a hand job.

When Brandon's wife was with child, his future son rubbed one out from within the womb. That is a Munchkin claw.

by Not Hicks April 17, 2010

crotch munchkin

Tiny man-made flea sized creatures that attack the genital area. Men mostly affected.

Stumps ate 3 crotch munchkins for breakfast.

by Ted Peepers November 6, 2003

munchkin

powergamer who has no respect for role playing and other player

the munchkin shouts:my half dragon/goblni crusader knight can do 10 times teh damage then yoar gimppped elf!!!!!11 i no moer then you,so dood back off

by nu108 May 4, 2006