mosquito

A ringtone that emits an ultrasonic tone that is supposedly inaudiable to anyone over 25

"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"

by crazylilfcboy February 24, 2009

mosquito

little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant

why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?

by balk September 7, 2003

mosquito

MOSQUITO (verb): to slyly drink the drink of someone else when they least expect it. There is a high probability of having your drink mosquito'd when someone of the opposite sex who is shorter than you poses for a photograph with you and he/she is really thirsty.

1. Dude, she totally mosquito'd my drink when Aloysius took our photograph with that disposable camera.

2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.

by andrewljacob July 25, 2011

mosquito

an inesct that bites the skin to get blood as a food. It passes its saliva into the blood causing many diseases such as "malaria fever".

Malaria mosquito

by Haisook September 9, 2003

mosquito

A blood-sucking insect that can carry malaria and the West Nile Virus. Literally means "little fly" in Spanish.

DEET is pretty effective against those damn mosquitos.

by jaklumen September 5, 2003

Mosquitoes

The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it

Oh my god, those mosquitoes bit me again

by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021

mosquito

Florida State Bird Nominee

The Florida State Bird should be the mosquito.

by Steve Rayle September 11, 2003