mosquito 

An excuse to hit your friends and/or people in close proximity who are pissing you off.

"Dude, why did you just slap me?"
"... mosquito."

mosquito by grassilla August 23, 2011

mosquito 

evil creatures designed for one purpose: TO CLONE THE HUMAN RACE AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

Dracula the vampire.

mosquito by BETH AND VICKY November 18, 2004

mosquito 

Someone who gets around. Like a Mosquito they don't care who it is, they'll get inside you, and suck you.

"That girl is such a mosquito"

mosquito by fahmie October 15, 2008

mosquito 

A flying insect in which the females are hellishly annoying in the summer.

Mosquitoes suck dick

mosquito by TanooKirby June 2, 2003

mosquito 

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL!

Mosquito. THOSE FUCKERS ARE SENT FROM HELL! THEY DO NOTHING BUT SUCK BLOOD AND LIE!!! THEY MAKE A IRRITATING NOICE AND HAVE NO SELF CONTROL! musquitos drink your blood and lay eggs with it. they leave a bump with a type of blood-thinning luiquid.

Person 1: dammit! I was bitten my a musquito again.. they are so irritating!

person 2: same. They are the WORST! i'd rather DIE than get bitten by those AIR RATS! they are all sent from hell!

Pwerson 1: dude, is everything alright at home?

mosquito by AHHHHHHHHH there is a musquito September 16, 2020

mosquito 

To eat a girl out when she's on her period.
To suck out the blood when a girl is on her period.

"Dude, I totally mosquitoed that chick the other day. I sucked her dry."

mosquito by Shania Baby July 5, 2008

mosquito 

When you take a hold of the male genitals, twist them round so that the testicles are above the penis, making the genitals look like a mosquito.

Guy#1: "The girl I was with last night gave me a mosquito before she blew me."

Guy#2: "I wish my wife would be a little more gentle with me when she did it."

mosquito by jwbulmer January 16, 2010