"hey man, guess what?"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"
"what?"
"my cell went off in geometry today"
"bummer, good thing you have the mosquito"
" dude, i know"
by crazylilfcboy October 20, 2008
little minute bugs that stick their demonic straws into you and suck your blood leaving red welts that itch like hell and if you scratch them to much you make them raw and stingy.choose your poisen!itchy or raw?take your pick,though niether are pleasant
why does a mosquito have their back two legs float whenever they suck?isn't it futile for those legs to exist if they don't even use them to stand up?
by balk September 08, 2003
MOSQUITO (verb): to slyly drink the drink of someone else when they least expect it. There is a high probability of having your drink mosquito'd when someone of the opposite sex who is shorter than you poses for a photograph with you and he/she is really thirsty.
1. Dude, she totally mosquito'd my drink when Aloysius took our photograph with that disposable camera.
2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.
2. While she was busy passionately kissing my inner thigh, I took the liberty of mosquitoing her glass of Caramilk liqueur.
by andrewljacob July 25, 2011
an inesct that bites the skin to get blood as a food. It passes its saliva into the blood causing many diseases such as "malaria fever".
Malaria mosquito
by Haisook September 09, 2003
A blood-sucking insect that can carry malaria and the West Nile Virus. Literally means "little fly" in Spanish.
by jaklumen September 06, 2003
The most annoying little fricks on the planet. They suck your blood for their babies but I don’t care they leave a fricking bug bite behind and everyone hates it
by TIMMYGETOFFTHECOMPUTER August 24, 2021
Florida State Bird Nominee
by Steve Rayle September 11, 2003