morristown

A town in new jersey, where the preppy kids double pop their collars in hopes to be mistaken for Delbarton and Pingry yuppie counterparts. And blame their troubles on the “growing diversity” when in reality, if they stopped having themselves featured in the Daily Record and Star Ledger weekly for drug busts, and drunken mistakes, then maybe someone could start taking them seriously. It isn’t that Covent Station, Morris Plains, and Morris Township are meant to keep “out” the diversity that Morristown holds…It's that no cultured person is actually willing to live next door to a prick. Nobody goes to Morris Township, Morris Plains, or Convent….we go to Morristown for the bars, the shopping, the restaurants….no one has even heard of Morris Township, Morris Plains…or Convent. If those three were so great, maybe they'd stick the highschool and all of us "trash" there.

It's morristown and WE fuckin love it because we dont hold disdain for where we're from.

by Gwendolyn Ferdinand December 23, 2005

Merritt

The greatest guy on Earth. His eyes are distracting. He has the cutest smile and the funniest laugh. He is a bit shy, but he is a great boyfriend. He will tell you he loves you every day and his eyes make you melt and make you feel like you are the most important girl on earth. He is an amazing soccer player, an amazing guy, and an average student. He loves sports and old music. If you have a Merritt, never let him go. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you.

"Oh my god I think I'm in love."
"Hmmm, did you meet a Merritt?"
"How did you know!?!?"
"You're one lucky girl!"

by greensnowleopard101 March 23, 2013

Morristown-Beard

Morristown-Beard is a pretty good school in NJ. Although it isnt the best (you cant find a school that is), it's still pretty diverse, and really fun. Also, It's cool to be a nerd there. Im in all honors classes and a computer geek, and i still am among the more popular kids at the school. Morristown-Beard is also good at collage placememnts.

Go Crimson!

Guy: Hey man, you look like a nerd, you must be real cool

Other Guy: yeah, i go to Morristown-Beard

by trembley June 11, 2006

Morrist

very humid. wet and soft. holding as much water or moisture as can be absorbed; thoroughly soaked" similar words, moist

The origin of this word of known to come from the deep south upwards to mid Virginia

this zucchini bread is very Morrist, I ain't going to Wall-Mark every again

by Umm_a_name August 5, 2022

mr. merritt

Mr. Merrit is extremely nice and taken advantage of on a daily basis making him a pussy

Hey have you seen mr. Merritt? He's crying over there in a corner.

by Not Isaiah April 20, 2018

Merritt Island

A very pretty and sleepy island in Central Florida having close access to the beach and an easy drive to Orlando with a run down economy. Merritt Island has a large number rednecks, racists and bigots who have no scope of the world because the never leave, but may have less of this population than other local areas. Excellent location to view marine and avian wildlife due protected land. Many former and current NASA employees own homes in this area.

Merritt Island has an extremely high ratio of fast food locations to local number of population as well as an unusually high number of elderly people, snow birds, and abandoned/foreclosed homes and businesses.

1) I am afraid to speak in public on Merritt Island, because the narrow minded local population scares me and they might shoot me for being an atheist, childless, unmarried woman or a feminist.

2) I can't believe I accepted a work transfer, but my affordable and upgraded waterfront home on Merritt Island is awesome. However, I am stuck here until the market turns or hoping that interesting, classier people take advantage of the deals and move here.

3) There are no good bars on Merritt Island.

4) Merritt Island is the place that made me understand why Republicans are religious nut-cases.

by hottohandle October 5, 2012

Merritt

The thiccest dick you’ve ever met, and what he lacks in size, although he is above average, he gains in toungue length. His eating out will be a night to remember for any girl. His technique is masterful. On the non sexual side he gives outstanding advice and the best hugs.

Merritt is the nicest guy, with a really pleasurable dick. What a classic Merritt

by Mer-bear the coolest fella September 14, 2018