montreal

A city where your new SUVs and trucks with American licence plates will get stolen in broad daylight by the Russian Mafia, in a parking lot, wile you are in watching you brother's hour long hockey game. Not to mention four other large vehicles in your group, including a 2006 Escalade right out of the hotel parking lot. LoJack and OnStar didn't work at all. ; ) aka: do not bring your nice vehicles to Canada.
The Russian Mafia in Montreal stole my car!
by T.Poss May 11, 2006
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montreal

Montreal has French Canadians, and the worst drivers in the world.....enough said.
I Came from Vancouver the best city in the world one day to Montreal rode this carriage through the old part of town(this was actually cool) then I laughed at how stupid the French people are, got pissed off at how Quebec residents honk at red light(if they dont go right through it) went to the airport and back to the rich safe haven city of Vancouver p.s. big mountains rock
by Big K Man March 10, 2006
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Full Montreal

When a chick either wants to break up or has a crush on you but don't want to do anything about it so decides to be an annoying bitch and runs her own mind games.
Friend: "Bro, I think your GF wants to break up with you"
You: "She told my boy Mitchel she wants my D"
Friend: "Bro, they barely know each other"
You: "I think shes going Full Montreal on me"
by SwagerJager September 05, 2014
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Montreal tickle

The act of using your toes to tickle a vagina while receiving a blow job
Mike was jacking off in the corner to ryan giving the ole' Montreal tickle to that hooker
by Iwashardcoreonce March 02, 2019
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Montreal Style

Specific to vaginal lips. Shaped like and named after famously-known Montreal smoked meat.
Yesterday I ate her right on the table. She had such a nice Montreal style. I wish she tasted like Schwarz
by Picnic_by_the_pool March 29, 2018
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Montreal Screwjob

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.

What if Bret screwed HBK in the Montreal Screwjob.
by Quentin M.Harris May 23, 2008
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