mozzarella slap

When one is eating a slice of cheese pizza and the cheese suddenly slaps you in the face.

Tiffany has cheese on her face from that mozzarella slap!

by xtremegirls August 3, 2011

Mozzarella Milk

The white liquid left over after you take the mozzarella log out of it's plastic covering.

"Ah man! I opened up the bag, and all the mozzarella milk spilled out!"

by Odysseus1 September 28, 2017

Mozzarella Tits

mot-suh-rel-luh tits noun

The culinary art of serving mozzarella sticks to a patron betwixt the (preferably perky) tits of the waitress/stripper

Hey let’s head over Minx for some mozzarella tits on lunch.

by Hugh Jasol 24 March 9, 2019

Mozzarella Cheesedick

The act of using a mozzarella stick in place of one's dick, then taking a bite out of it after placing in any or all orfices.

He straight mozzarella cheesedicked her ass after they cooked in the air fryer.

by JJ4ever February 11, 2022

Drunk Mozzarella

The predecessor to Drunk Cheddar.

You guys call it Drunk Cheddar nowadays!? Back in my day we got Drunk Mozzarella as fuck!!!

by sargentoflynn March 9, 2022

chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes

The first meal L cooked for H, which is also according to L the most romantic thing he has done.

H posted a picture of L cooking this dish

I: What was the most romantic thing you’ve done for your partner?

L: I once cooked a meal, the first meal i’ve ever cooked. It was chicken stuffed with mozzarella cheese wrapped in parma ham with some homemade mashed potatoes. Turned out pretty good for my first meal. :)

by ilikecarrots28 May 14, 2022

Mozzarella

Mozzarella is a type of cheese made from Italian buffalo's milk by the pasta filata method. Mozzarella is also used in popular dishes throughout many countries, though originally Italian.

If global warming meant temperatures rose by one or two degrees, France would become a desert, which would be no bad thing. The Scots would grow wine and make buffalo mozzarella.
- Michael O'Leary

by negativecr33p December 10, 2017