Minnesota

1. State...ass
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated)

Shitty Little Kid: Mom, why are we going to Minnesota
Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.

by Minnesota Native April 20, 2005

Minnesota Hotdish

When you take whatever the hell you want, mix it with cream of whatever soup, and proceed to put it in a pan and bake it.

Minnesotan 1: We made some good old fashioned Minnesota Hotdish yesterday.

Minnesotan 2: With what?

by onlineidiot1994 May 28, 2009

Minnesota martini

A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).

I'll get a Minnesota martini - Coors Light. Thanks bartender!

by mnmaster86 October 16, 2020

Drivin like a Minnesotan

Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour

because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident

by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008

Minnesota Roadblock

For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.

Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.

by Mister Bule June 4, 2009

Minnesota Shuffle

When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.

Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.

by kosa0504 April 26, 2011

Minnesota Wrecking Crew

The Minnesota Wrecking Crew is a game played by a group of men solely for entertainment. The game starts with any number of players and a number of chairs with dildos attached to the seats; one fewer than the number of players. The chairs are arranged in a circle facing outward, with the people standing in a circle just outside of that. The contests must be nude. A non-playing individual plays recorded music. While the music is playing, the players in the circle walk in unison around the chairs. When the music player suddenly stops the music, everyone must race to sit down in one of the chairs and take the dildo into their asshole. The player who is left without a chair is raped by the other players while he kisses the dildos clean. That player is then eliminated from the game, and one chair is also removed to ensure that there will always be one fewer chair than there are players. The music resumes and the cycle repeats until there is only one player left in the game, who is the winner.

I just heard they added a new sport to next year's gay olympics. It's the Minnesota Wrecking Crew!!

by Clyde Logjam January 19, 2011