Apple Valley, Minnesota

A large suburb south of Minneapolis filled with people who are way too athletic and that make fat lazy people feel bad.

Person 1: On my way home today I saw 5 people out jogging.
Person 2: Really? But it's 20 below zero.
Person 1: I know. I hate living in Apple Valley, Minnesota. I had planned on going home, putting on sweat pants, and dominating an entire pizza while watching an episode of the biggest loser, but now I feel like I should do something athletic...like play bowling on the Wii.

by Areallyfunnyguy January 7, 2012

Minnesota

1. State...ass
2. Hell of a lot better than Wisconsin, but then again Wisconsin is better than Mighigan (Detroit is a Minneapolis wannabe)
3. California shopping my ass, we have the biggest mall in the country...suck it
4. Nice people
5. Better weather
6. Best schools (No really, best rated)

Shitty Little Kid: Mom, why are we going to Minnesota
Mom: Umm, because it's like the best place ever.

by Minnesota Native April 20, 2005

Minnesota Hotdish

When you take whatever the hell you want, mix it with cream of whatever soup, and proceed to put it in a pan and bake it.

Minnesotan 1: We made some good old fashioned Minnesota Hotdish yesterday.

Minnesotan 2: With what?

by onlineidiot1994 May 28, 2009

Minnesota martini

A Minnesota drink favorite where you put green olives in a light beer (Miller Lite, Bud Light, Coors Light, or Michelob Golden Light).

I'll get a Minnesota martini - Coors Light. Thanks bartender!

by mnmaster86 October 16, 2020

Drivin like a Minnesotan

Where a driver is merging onto the highway going 20 miles per hour

because the driver of the SUV was Drivin like a Minnesotan he caused an accident

by DerangedShadow January 6, 2008

Minnesota Roadblock

For any cars travelling on the interstate in the fast lane that go the same speed as the car in the slow lane. This essentially blocks all cars from passing them.

Last night I was travelling home from work on I-94 when I got stuck behind a Minnesota roadblock.

by Mister Bule June 4, 2009

Minnesota Shuffle

When people walk outside during long, cold winters in Minnesota, they shuffle their feet so as to not slip on the icy sidewalks. They will also hunch over, bury their heads in their scarves and shove their hands in their coat pockets.

Walking around downtown Minneapolis in January you can see a lot of people doing the Minnesota shuffle.

by kosa0504 April 26, 2011