The act of watching porn on the internet while having myspace,facebook, or some other dumbass site open just incase someone walks in on you an in that event you can switch to the other window..
Kid sitting on computer wackin off to porn
Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"
Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing
Kid fucked!
Footsteps of death moving closer kid clicks myspace next to porn hence the "Minimize Back Up Plan"
Kids mom enters ya you can just get up honey i just need to check my email real quick you don't even have to close what your doing
Kid fucked!
by blackout2921 October 14, 2009
Get the Minimize Back Up Planmug. Religious people do it all the time in defense of the bible! See LITERALLY ANY apologist when speaking about Leviticus. "It's not CHATTEL SLAVERY like in America. It's the better version of slavery!"
Hym "Is it minimizing slavery to say that I work for little more than food and housing? I spend all my money on food, AT THE PLACE I WORK and am essentially working for free because they have effectively outsourced the feeding and the housing OF me to ME and the benefits and security and personal agency I'm SUPPOSED TO HAVE under the auspices of 'Freedom' are not a thing that exist for me. I am LITERALLY in a situation from which I either need to escape from or endure."
I-dot "You're undermining slavery in America!"
Hym "Is it minimizing slavery to say that I work for little more than food and housing? I spend all my money on food, AT THE PLACE I WORK and am essentially working for free because they have effectively outsourced the feeding and the housing OF me to ME and the benefits and security and personal agency I'm SUPPOSED TO HAVE under the auspices of 'Freedom' are not a thing that exist for me. I am LITERALLY in a situation from which I either need to escape from or endure."
I-dot "You're undermining slavery in America!"
Hym "Nothing I'm saying has any effect on historical American slavery! It happened. Neither of use were there. BOTH OF USE ARE HERE NOW AND WE BOTH BENEFIT FROM THE REMEDIATION OF THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT! You motherfuckers need to USE YOUR OWN SHIT-BRAINS to contextualize the things I say so I don't have to keep doing it for you! Not everyone has the problem you're having. Have you heard the term 'wage slave?' You're argument is literally 'Talking about implicit bonded slavery (in that I have to give myself to a business owner (regardless of my quality of life or needs) to pay off the perpetual debt that accrues by nature of existing) undermines chattel slavery' WRONG! Both can be bad! You don't have a monopoly on things that are bad! And it's the REGARDLESS OF QUALITY OF LIFE AND NEEDS PART that makes it akin to slavery. Bonded slavery and NOT the one that I'M NOT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW! JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU WANT A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE FOR THE WORKING CLASS OR NO!? JESUS!"
I-dot "Then get a different job!"
Hym "THAT'S 'ESCAPING' FUCK-FACE! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ESCAPE THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN SAYING I'M MINIMIZING SLAVERY! OHMYGOD YOU ALL FRUSTRATE ME!"
I-dot "Then get a different job!"
Hym "THAT'S 'ESCAPING' FUCK-FACE! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ESCAPE THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN SAYING I'M MINIMIZING SLAVERY! OHMYGOD YOU ALL FRUSTRATE ME!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Minimizing Slaverymug. /se·mi min·i·mal/
Characterized by a balance between simplicity and expression; partly minimal but not entirely stripped down.
Design, fashion, or lifestyle that reduces excess while still allowing bold details, textures, or statements.
A style that blends minimalism with individuality, creating space for both subtlety and edge.
Characterized by a balance between simplicity and expression; partly minimal but not entirely stripped down.
Design, fashion, or lifestyle that reduces excess while still allowing bold details, textures, or statements.
A style that blends minimalism with individuality, creating space for both subtlety and edge.
by A1 Definer September 7, 2025
Get the semi minimalmug. "Why is that Guinea Pig on a leash?" she wondered, before coming close enough to see that it was a full-grown, two-pound minimal, the smallest dog she had ever seen. She had to have one.
by Monkey's Dad March 16, 2020
Get the minimalmug. People who alert (discord) moderators on others wrong doings or pull them into their arguments for back up when they lose
(A real sucker for the rules)
(Basically snitch ass bitches who call mods for help)
(Worse minimods)
(A real sucker for the rules)
(Basically snitch ass bitches who call mods for help)
(Worse minimods)
by KTΠ January 7, 2025
Get the Minimsmug. Hym "So, abandon casualty minimization. It was a stupid idea to care more than the people making the decision to let those people die. So yeah. Abandon it completely."
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the Abandon casualty minimizationmug. The man behind the most amazing game on roblox, "Minimes house nuked 2", runs a youtube channel with the most top tier content you've ever seen, known for pissing off people mostly
he also makes it clear he is not the Austin Powers "Minime"
he also makes it clear he is not the Austin Powers "Minime"
Oh my god it's minime! can i please have my own weapon in nuked 2?
oh great it's minime, can you please stop sending me death threats
oh great it's minime, can you please stop sending me death threats
by Mecht0 August 25, 2022
Get the Minimemug.