milk DUD

The phrase "milk DUD" is a lesser known term for bro, because of bros pronunciation of the word "Dude". The bros are so over-whelmed with their broness, they feel the need to pronounce the word "Dude" like the word "Dud", we get "milk DUD" because it just sounds like it makes sense.

bro: CHEA DUD CHEAAAA, LET'S GO LONGBOARDING DUD.

you: that guy is a milk dud.

by hayoitskayyo April 6, 2010

milk dud cock

A person with a cock under 3 inch usually dark colored

My ex had a total milk dud cock

by Lil stoner July 14, 2015

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002

Milk Dud’s Law

A law stating that, if encountered, a bald headed black man shall be slapped on the head quickly yet firmly

Person 1: You see that bald guy over there, you know Milk Dud’s Law, right?
Person 2: yeah, I do, let’s get this guy

by da koala June 23, 2020

Milk Dud Deluxe

A tray of rat and bunny droppings served for dinner and dinner alone along with a side of smuggled sweetarts. Feces contains psychedelic mushrooms usually.

Josh:I just ate the biggest platter of Milk Dud Deluxe ever. By the way, is that a golden llama on your head?

Katrina:Dude, you should've shared. And no, no it is not. It's known as an alpaca.

by KetchupSunshine November 9, 2010

milk dud daddy

Afro-American pimp that pays well but also abuses his bitch.

My milk dud daddy pimps me out.

by RufusMcMinister February 15, 2006

milk dud bumping

When a man repeatedly hits poop as he is inserting his penis into another man's asshole

Bill asked Todd if they could do some milk dud bumping later because he enjoys it immensely.

by Shonte Jr. July 6, 2014