Closet Mexicans

Is a person of Mexican descent who hides or rejects his/her Mexican heritage.

An example of Closet Mexicans;

Sarah: "Hey Pancho, Are you Mexican?"
Pancho: "I'M NOT MEXICAN! Only my parents and grandparents are Mexican."
Sarah: "Oh, so you have Mexican background."
Pancho: "DUDE, I'M NOT MEXICAN! My ancestors are SPANIARDS!"
Sarah: "UH? WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU?"
Pancho: "I'm American of Spaniard descent."
Sarah: "Yeah Right...Talk to you later."

by numberofnames August 15, 2011

Cleaner than a mexicans armpit

When somthing is bad but not that bad.

That movie sucked!
Well it was cleaner than a mexicans armpit so it wasnt a total waste of time.
Yeah i guess.

by wehttam16 October 21, 2010

Dirty mexicans on ice

Also see: Boston Bruins

The Boston Bruins are a bunch of dirty Mexicans on ice.

by Ughbostonsports April 21, 2010

tech mexicans

All of the Chinese and Indians that work menial janitorial and kitchen jobs at Michigan Technological University.

I got a job washing dishes with all the tech mexicans.

by Phil Cutre August 5, 2009

Attractive Mexicans

Attractive Mexicans are the angels of this world. They usually have names such as Alejandro or Antonio or Kendell or Pablo. There should be more Attractive Mexicans in this world.

Oh my, look at those Attractive Mexicans sauntering by!!

by amandalynn7144 May 27, 2011

The Two Kinds Of Mexicans

1. the fat mexicans who eats a load of tacos at taco bell and throws up behind the dumpster of el cerro grande
2. the skinny dirty mexican, well self explanatory

i saw both kinds of mexicans at the welfare office on dorritos day

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Ice Mexicans

an Ice Mexican is an Eskimo

look at that fucking ice mexican driving that peice of shit honda around. Fuck hondas and fuck Ice Mexicans.

by Jordan SXE Watson September 26, 2005