Meatwagon

When a player gets injured and they need to get halled off the field by a cart, otherwise known as a meatwagon.

After Damar couldn’t handle the heat in his local 13u pop Warner game, he got taken off the field in a meatwagon. Causing the whole football league to go into a frenzy.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 5, 2023

Matwagon

A cool looking but rather smelly manatee that resembles young of a meerkat

Person 1: "Yadadoodle! Look at that matwagon!"

Person 2: "I know. Such a fine and unique species."

by Bartholomew Bartholomew Wahoo December 10, 2023

matwagon

A smelly but cool looking manatee who closely resembles the young of a meerkat

Person 1: "Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Look at that meerkat!"

Person 2: "No, that's a manatee!"

Person 3: "No. That is obviously a matwagon. A matwagon is a manatee that closely resembles a baby meerkat."

Person 1 and 2: "WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWOW!"

by Bartholomew Bartholomew Wahoo December 10, 2023