Massachusetts Man Meat

A 16 inch throbbing hammer in a Bostonians pants

Look at that Massachusetts Man Meat

by meatmuncher12 September 3, 2019

Man-Made Meat Missile

A super strong male erection of the penis averaging between 8 to 12 inches in length, designed to deeply explore the extreme depths of the female vaginal cavity and leave her mumbling the letter M in the process of the exploration.

Time to give her the Man-made Meat Missile.
The Man-made will leave her MMMMMMMMMM.
Attack of the Man-made Meat Missiles.

by ManMadeMeat May 2, 2018

meat in the man sandwich

Being caught in the middle of 2 pipesmokers. Being the giver and reciever at the same time

Dennis Rich was the mean in the Len and General MAN SANDWICH

by T Bone September 26, 2003

meat and potatoes man

A guy that fits commonly held false male stereotypes, or is macho/ hyper masculine. Usually a meat and potatoes guy assumes that all other guys are like him, and is usually ultra conservative with little broad life experience. Ultra nurturing type, patient women are attracted to these type of guys, and love to baby and protect them, from the realities of life, outside of their own limited experiences. Deep down a meat and potatoes guy is terrified of change, and they tend to be incredibly over sensitive underneathe it all, which can be cute to women who really need to be needed. Sometimes meat and potatoes guys are a little too limiting for the type of woman who likes to get out and explore and live a little, whether that be physically, mentally, emotionally, or all 3 at the same time.

Sue ; "Yeah, this new guy I am dating won't even let me put a finger in his ass. Man, he knows how hygenic I am. I can't believe this."

Diane; "Are you sure you guys are a good match...in ALL ways?"

Sue ; "No I am not. I am starting to think he is a real meat and potatoes man."

by Marie717 June 3, 2016

Flipping Another Man's Meat

An expression made famous (and controversial) by Heineken and their openly gay spokesperson, Neil Patrick Harris, which pokes fun at the sanctity of a man's barbecue and (presumably) his heterosexuality.

According to Neil Patrick Harris, Heineken Light "makes it OK to flip another man's meat" to which the griller replies that no man can do that. (Should include syntactical variations of 'Flipping Another Man's Meat'.)

by JohnnyApocalypse October 25, 2016

One man's meat, another man's gravy.

A nice twist on one mans meat, another man's poison. Where neither option is that bad. Invites thought , laughter and useful for pub banter.

Originated in the pubs of South London in the 1940s.

I don't know Bill, I don't know what he sees in her.
"One man's meat, another man's gravy."
Long pause...
"But which is better? Meat or gravy?"
"Exactly."

by LenSeaside January 25, 2025

Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.

A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis

Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.

by JewishCock August 21, 2021