Meagan

When I tell people I eat "gluten-free, soy-free, dairy-free, pork-free" they immediately ask "what do you eat?"

BITCH I EAT MEAT. I'm like a vegan - but I eat good ass animals. Every animal except eggs because those are chicken menstruation.

I'm not paleo because its not that serious and not enough people know what the fuck that is.

"I'm not vegan, I'm a meagan."

by House of Legend April 16, 2017

Meagan

Don't let her sly smile fool you. At first she may come off as being sweet, or innocent, but in all reality, she is a cold hearted snake.

Oh, Meagan's cute!
NO!
No?
NO!

by Carlyle Foxx August 13, 2012

MEAgan

A meat eating VEGAN...

Billy says , 'Vegans eat what 'Food' eats, I eat meat therefore I am a MEAgan"

by Lettuce Hater April 23, 2018

Meagan

A smelly introvert who thinks jumping out of planes is cool and can’t figure out where the fuck in the U.S. she wants to live. A wannabe dopefresh nerd with a limited capacity to do anything of value to society. She has this one friend and he is her only hope

“Hey bro have you ever met Meagan?”

“No and I’m sure why I would want to”

by Legitbob69 May 17, 2020

Meagan

A bad bleep.

You are such a Meagan

by Lil62 November 11, 2020

Meagan

A place for all the pics I take but have nothing else to do with

I need to upload this pic to Meagan

by Fishlock April 17, 2021

Meagan

Is the type of girl to where converses and have a friend starting with E or A she Meagan spelt Meagan is normally popular having brown hair whilst the other Megan being pale and having freckles everywhere

Meagan you so popular

Megan your a need

by If there name starts with J November 22, 2021