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Clarence

Name given to extremely intellegent people. IQ is always above 200. Usually, these people are metrosexual (third definition) and are extremely sexy. Also, people with the name Clarence have notoriously large balls. Their sexual preference is often.
Trevor: "I hate you"
Clarence: (punches the shit out of Trevor)
Trevor: I'm a shit
Clarence: "I know. Time to die, bitch." (shoots of Trevor's head with a Golden Eagle)
Trevor: "Im a dead bitch"
-or--
Emiley: Jeez im skinny
Clarence: Yep, bitch.
Emiley: That's mean.
Clarence: Thats right.
Emiley: You're an asshole
Clarence takes uzi from airtight Speedo and caps Emiley.
by Ima Bawsterd March 28, 2008
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clarence kennedy

A strong ass mother fucker, that does Olympic weightlifting.
Person 1: Do you Know Clarence Kennedy?
Person 2: YEah that dude with the 230kg clean and jerk
by vegetaisvegan April 2, 2021
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McLaren

Mercedes' high performace cars such as the SLR, F1 cars, and the MS Gt. More recentely known for their SLR.
"Concrete Colored McLaren, It's a Hobby, Shiiiit" -Lloyd Banks
by Micos August 28, 2006
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McLaren F2

A car which, contrary to mainly US opinion, does not exist and never will exist.

F2 (Formula 2) was an inferior level and a stepping-stone to Formula 1 - to name a car this would be idiotic, especially by a company that is a Formula 1 team.

For the past few years, McLaren was concentrating on the SLR Mercedes.
"The McLaren F2 doesn't exist, you stupid fool."
by numb_nuts July 1, 2005
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Clarence Reginald Whorley Award

This award is given to individuals that consistently lie, make false promises, and screw over their friends for no apparent reason and without any self-gain.

Historically this award can only be given out after one has been nominated and a third party has validated and concedes the nomination.

There is no contesting this award

This award can be given out in two different manners.
1. as a crown for limited circumstances.

2. As a bronze plaque for a life-time achievement award displaying the historically & commercially famous Chicago maître d' Frank Brown. If the rare circumstance of a woman winning this honor occurs the picture of Frank Brown will be replaced with the historically & commercially famous Nancy Green.
Friend 1 "Is Carmen finally coming down to hang out?"

Friend 2 "No, for the 50th time he lied and decided to stay at home to wash his counter tops! This is Ridiculous! I nominate Carmen for the Clarence Reginald Whorley Award for lifetime achievement!”

Friend 1 "I concede that nomination! He’s a shoe in, Good Call!!"
by Merchers February 2, 2010
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Malcolm Mclaren

Dumbarse: Man, I watched "The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle", that was awesome. Malcolm McLaren is the shit.
REAL fan: Dude, you suck.
by Bons the pie January 26, 2007
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Clarence

Slang for weed, origin The Big Les Show based on the ugly little green alien Clarence.
"Yo boy set me some Clarence"
by Tomterd11 June 15, 2017
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