Maturdal pride

Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.

Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?

It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.

by The Righteous Huntster Co. October 10, 2010

dancing machine maur maur

Basically the twice introduction song in just low quality and it's Momo's part, often put into videos with racoons.

Silly lil racoons
And maur maur also gets called Karl from BSD

*maur maur is so silly"

"Where to buy a maur maur"
"It's called Karl u dumb shit"
"Karl and maur maur"
"ok"
Maur maur is such silliness
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by PinchePerro June 19, 2023

maturity

Knowing when to be immature.

It takes a mature person to know when to goof off and when not to.

by LordMethos January 6, 2004

Maura

Maura.Shes different but a good kind of different.fun artistic full of life and full of love beautiful and original>>that's a Maura.shes unique and original she's different than any girl you'd meet.shes loved many and loves others to.beautiful and bold shell catch your eye the instant you see her.it would be to hard to look away at a girl like her.shes one of a kind and you can't get anything better than her.

Wow dude she's a Maura!

by JayHolland23 January 6, 2014

Majury

a majury is one in a million. most commonly found amongst friends and family with a smile on his face. brightens everyones life with his kindness. loves meeting new people as he can get on with everyone. cared for greatly. he's good with his hands, a bit of a handy man doin jobs for anyone who asks. he is someone who will do what he can to make life easier for loved ones.

then there's another kind of majury who mostly comes out at the weekend. party animal extrodinare. not someone to share secrets with. usually under the influence of some kind of substance. always the life and soul of the party and center of attention. wherever a majury is there' sure to be lots of fun and laughter

mona - what an amazing weekend!! ur so getting on like a majury. i love it!!!

marvin - yea i know its so funny? im having a fantastic time.

mona - just promise me you'll stay away from the smirnoff cause you know what happened last time.

by princess martina December 6, 2010

Maduro Throat Slide

The act of over moistening a cigar by deep throating it.

"Did you just see that?"
"See what?"
"Bill over there just did the Maduro Throat slide."
"Wow I feel like I should go over there and tip him. You normally don't see that kind of thing unless you're with a hooker"
"I felt movement"

by CWVA August 9, 2012

Horse manure

Horse manure is technically horse poo. You can do a variety of things with it such as, Gardening, eating and throwing in other peoples faces.

Richard: What did you just throw at me?
Greg: A little bit of horse manure
or
Richard: how is this dish so good?
Greg: A little touch of horse manure there mate
or
Richard: Hmm what does this garden need?
Greg: Sounds like you need some horse manure!

by Greg the fart horse September 10, 2018