May 25

National kiss someone random day

A- it's May 25th
B- what about it
A- it's the day when you can kiss anyone

by TheGayInsomniac May 3, 2023

May 25

National give a pretty girl 5 bucks day

Bro 1: dude haven’t you heard it’s the 25th?
Bro 2: dudeee since it’s may 25th, i have to give a pretty girl 5 bucks then
Bro 1: i love you bro
Bro 2: i love you too bro

by SkibidiRizzler69 May 25, 2024

May 25

National send a titty pic day to your bf

Hey it’s may 25 send me some titties

by Ferran Torres May 25, 2025

May 25 2004

You're elite if you're born on this day

That kid's birthday is may 25 2004, he's kinda insane

by PussyCatSlayer November 6, 2019

may 25 2021

may 25 2021 is national we fvcking hate math day :) so if u are reading/seeing this today then just know that u have to hate math

piss: oh today is may 25 2021, I hate math

poo: why do u hate math??
piss: today is national “we fvcking hate math day”
poo: oooh well In that case i hate math as well !
They lived a happy life ever since ❤️

by expired.com May 25, 2021

May 25 2007

The day when someone poops on a old mans face

Ken- when is your birthday

Apple- May 25 2007

Ken- go poop on a old mans head

by Kennel November 2, 2019

25 may 2006

Only great people are born on this day

OMG you’re so great. Let me guess you’re born on the 25 May 2006

by Pandorascharms123 November 3, 2019